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0Pyrotechnics 3/3
I Think this must be the last one, as I have been typing for half an
hour now (longer really, I'm not that quick at typing you know!) This one
takes a bit more effort, but it is one of my favourites, read and learn:
³Ingredients²:
As many packs of the "³French Banger²" style of firework as your wallet
allows. (French Bangers are generally 5-7 cm by 1 cm diameter red cardboard
tubes, filled with gunpowder), one can of butane gas for filling up refillable
lighters (lamers please note, the refillable lighter is different from the
disposable kind) and one rocket with a cord type fuse. The fuse on the rocket
must be able to burn in an airless environment, i.e. must contain it's own
fuel. One small can (preferable weak metal, like ³aluminium²) with a ³lid². One
instrument to put a hole in the lid of the can.
³Method²:
Make a hole in the lid of the can with the instrument you selected
to make the hole in the lid of the can with. Snap all the french bangers in
their middles, and collect all the gunpowder. Place the gunpowder in the can,
and compress it as much as you dare. Place fuse in the can lid, and after
making sure that there is no powder on the screw thread, place the lid
on the can. Now attach the pot to the can of butane gas, with glue or
scotch tape or something like that. Place the firebomb where you want to
make a fireball, light your fuse, and run ³very² quickly! This device does
not always go off, but if it does, you will not forget it. It also doesn't
damage the surrounding area too much, as it is gas you are igniting, and
the fire from this, although very big, does not last for long. If you are
³really mental², you can bash the butane canister a bit with a hammer first,
to weaken it. It goes without saying that the more gunpowder you can
use, the more likely the bomb is to go off!
Here are a few nasty things that you can do around bonfire night:
Place lots of fireworks or aerosols in a public display bonfire, as
they tend to throw burning bits of timber about when they go off.
Set fire to a big ³public² bonfire a night or two before. This is
hilarious, as the organizers will have trouble getting more stuff to burn.
Now one for all you young unfortunates like myself who have to use
shit computers at school, like Macs, and Nimbuses. This is the best virus ever
as it is a ³HARDWARE² virus. It is really rather simple, all you do is
"borrow" some ferric dust (iron filings/powdered iron to lamers) and place it
inside a disk. Insert this disk into the machine, and since drive heads work
magnetically, they will pick up some filings, and the drive will get numerous
read/write errors. This is excellent, as it can cost your school or college
lots of money to fix, but ³DO NOT² let yourself get found out, as you will get
in serious shit, doing this is not like formatting all the harddrives or
anything like that.
I have had enough of writing now as my Amiga is telling me line #150.
Still, do this sort of stuff while you can, you're going to die one day so
have as much fun at anybody elses but your own expense as you can, before that
day comes. (1997 according to the film ³Terminator²? Don't worry, ³the Lemmings
will save us...²) Since I am starting to go a little bit mad, this article
must end, and I also have some (lots) of copying to do. (Lamers, I can't
afford to, and don't want to swap with you!) Bye bye,@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@¹Hedgehog²@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(I ³hate² that name)